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10 July 2012 @ 01:18 pm
You sure know how to treat a lady  
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I know this show has begged that question a lot of times over the years, but seriously today. WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT.

/ Sookie threw up on Alcide's shoes. (Instead of his crotch, which would have been way funnier.)

/ It seems like Corbett and Michelle were both part-fairy, even though the math on that doesn't work.

/ The Authority and the Queen hated each other, but they apparently used the same architects.

/ Terry's unit is being stalked by a Middle Eastern fire monster.

/ Jesus's disembodied head is trying to talk to people.

/ Sam and Luna got shot, and I'm 97% sure Luna is dead.

/ Bill and Sookie were holding hands for a minute there, and I liked it.

/ Tara fed on Hoyt, and Jessica's mad, and now there's a catfight on.

/ AND ROMAN IS WEARING A POLO SHIRT IN THE PREVIEW. I GIVE UP.

This is not a list of complaints. Some of these things I did enjoy. Plus, there were some other things I loved. (Sookie being awesome again. Pam's look, oh my Godddddd. Tara and Jessica being girlfriends. "Jumbo coffee and box of Nutter Butters.") But this episode felt a lot like somebody trying to cure me of my sanity using immersion therapy.

I get it now! Russell is Voldemort! This show isn't a political allegory at all! IT'S HARRY POTTER FOR PERVS.
 
 
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Clarryhoo: trueblood jess keepcalm eatanyonenomorefrostbite on July 10th, 2012 03:51 am (UTC)
This episode, I can't even. IDK IDK EVERYTHING APART FROM PAM RUNNING FANGTASIA AND TARA/JESSICA AND OMG OMG HEYERDAHL IN HIS SUIT BEING SEXY AS HELL... meh.

What is even going on with this middle eastern fire curse monster thingy whatever? Is there a point to any of that?
we ain't ashes: p | c/aendlesswonder on July 16th, 2012 01:00 pm (UTC)
I know what you mean. I do like a lot of the characters, but I follow most of their storylines with bemusement more than anything else. Pam and Eric/Pam are my only constant emotional investments.

I don't think so? I mean, it ties in very loosely with all the political allegory stuff, but other than that, I've got nothing.