YOU GUYS. I HAVE BEEN BRUTALLY MURDERED BY THE SANCTUARY 4x01 SNEAK PEEK. THE 4x01 SNEAK PEEK HAS TURNED ME INTO A CANOE.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK. JUST. HAPPENED. LIKE, APART FROM THE OBVIOUS ADFKLJDASG;LKJAGSKLADFSKLJLAADSFAG TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER IN THE MISTY RAIN BUSINESS. THAT THING. ON THE ROOF. JACK. I SWEAR I'M NOT LYING, WHEN THEY SHOWED IT OUT OF CONTEXT IN ONE OF THE PREVIEWS, MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS THAT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH JOHN. MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S BALD? IDEK. BUT I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT BEYOND THAT AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PROCESS THIS NEW INFORMATION. LIKE, IS THAT ACTUALLY JOHN? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE ENERGY CREATURE INSIDE JOHN? I WAS THINKING THAT IF IT'S THE LATTER, AND HELEN COULD KILL IT, THEN THAT WOULD FIX EVERYTHING. BUT THEN I WAS THINKING THAT THAT WOULD FUCK WITH THE TIMELINE A LOT MORE THAN HELEN IS PROBABLY COMFORTABLE WITH, AND PLUS WHO KNOWS WHAT SORT OF EFFECT THAT WOULD HAVE ON FUTURE!JOHN. AND NOW I'M THINKING THAT I SHOULD JUST CURL UP IN A BALL IN THE CORNER AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH FOR A WHILE. THAT'S A LEGITIMATE PLAN.
Still trying to decide if I regret watching it or not. Leaning towards not. ACCIO FRIDAY.