That guy in the trailer. Is that supposed to be Jack the Ripper? BECAUSE I WILL NAME MY FIRSTBORN AFTER ALAN BALL IF IT IS.
It has to be, right? If you're going to have some well-dressed dude in Victorian England coming at a prostitute with a knife in a dark alley, it had fucking better be Jack the Ripper, is all I'm saying.
I don't know if the timeline works (actually, pretty sure it's not), and it's probably only for ten seconds, but I. Don't. Care. Jack the Ripper on True Blood. That's what we could be talking about here. Jack the Ripper AND Christopher Heyerdahl. Like, "Sanctuary took them away? LET'S GIVE THEM BACK."
And then this.
IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S ALL HAPPENING. I HAVE WANTED ERIC/PAM FLASHBACKS MORE THAN I'VE WANTED MY NEXT BREATH FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS AND THEY'RE FINALLY HAPPENING. ASDLFJSLDKFJSLDKF;JLK MY BODY IS AS READY AS IT'S EVER GOING TO BE WHICH IS NOT VERY AT ALL BUT ERIC AND PAM ARE IN BED TOGETHER AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.
It's not even June yet, and already I'm insufferable.
I've been thinking maybe I'd come back to Twitter for this season, but I don't want to risk being spoiled. Plus, it'd just be an endless parade of KRISTIN BAUER WHAT IS YOUR FACE: Theme & Variations in 140 characters or less, and those who thought they'd been missing me would suddenly wish I'd stayed away.