I wish every weekend could be Comic-Con weekend. Because nowhere else do we get stuff like this:


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I don't even know with these two. "Sorry, Kristin was just telling me about when she lost her virginity in Wisconsin." Honestly. I thought last year was as good as it got. I was wrong.

JOE: I sexually eviscerate one of the cast members in an episode coming up.
ALEX: It's me.

JOE: (re Magic Mike) I think I've pretty much dry-humped every daytime talk show host in New York City.

CHRIS MELONI: Trying to figure out what's a sex crime on this show is very different.

JOE: (re 5x05) I shake her up real good before the puke happens.
KRISTIN: Like she's a can of soda.

ALEX: (re 50 Shades Of Grey) I haven't read the book, I haven't seen a script, I-
STEPHEN: He's just lived the life.

They did a big tribute to Alan Ball at the end of the panel, too. PERFECT CAST IS PERFECT.

Plus, the trailer for the rest of the season is, like, projectile rainbowvomit. It's basically wall-to-wall vampires, and I couldn't be happier.



"I've been waiting five years to see you two in bed together." BUT ALL OF ALEX'S ERIC/PAM WORDS OH MY GOD. Boy, you are doing this whole subtlety thing so, so wrong, but don't stop.



(Can I just point out that his hand is on the back of her head? We all see that? Good. Moving right along.)















RDJ doing it for the kids: "All right, we have a winner. It's me."



So, apparently, a $100 donation to Operation Smile got you a kiss on the cheek from Zachary Levi. But that girl donated $1000, so she got bonus kissing. And then Nathan...happened. And then Adam joined in. (P.S. The five people who disliked this on YouTube are soulless, homophobic, good-for-nothing bitches.)

Okay, I don't think this was technically a Comic-Con announcement, but GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3. Specifically the following:

1. Diana Rigg is playing Olenna Tyrell.
2. Tobias Menzies is playing Edmure Tully.
3. A Storm Of Swords is being split over Seasons 3 and 4.

COULD I BE MORE THRILLED ABOUT ANY OF THIS? NO I COULD NOT.

All the ladies fangirling each other on the Women Who Kick Ass panel, oh wow. Just...yeah. Wow.

And, of course, Nathan re Castle S5: "There’s probably gonna be a lot more kissing. Definitely gonna be a lot more kissing... I’m gonna make sure there’s a lot more kissing."

All these feels, and I wasn't even there. SOME DAY, SAN DIEGO. SOME DAY.